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When I spent an hour and a half shopping for groceries and five hours cooking and cleaning the day before Thanksgiving and then have a good four more hours of cooking and cleaning to do on Thanksgiving day, the last fucking thing I want to hear is “Well why aren’t you making lunch too?”
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SO SORRY I DIDN’T PLAN ON MAKING EVERY FUCKING MEAL OF THE DAY FOR YOU. I’ll also be in the bathroom with a roll of toilet paper in case you decide you’d like to take a dump today, too.
